- Age: 26
- Gender: male
- Astrological Sign: Capricorn
- Born in the Year of the: Snake
- Occupation: Legend
- Location: Derby : Heaven : Bhutan
Well, where can I start, ok! im bubbly, outgoing male, looking to make nookie with BIIG girls. I mean big. HUGE.
If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
why am I so fucking good?
- An alternative view on animals. An influential...
- 08 June 2004
- ... presenter once said: "I put cat's legs in to smartie tubes and watch them walk around like robots." An inspired method of relaxation. I believe we should all take time to appreciate those words of wisdom and to decide just what animals do for us. Ask yourself, What are their uses? How...
- Oh, what a night! Hold tight brothers and...
- 19 May 2004
- ... sisters, it's a Wednesday afternoon RRRRRAP! HEAR that shit!!! Well, I was hangin wiv ma hommies on a Saturday night, Outside a bangin club,you know mother fuckin hardcore, right? And this wicked lookin bitch walked past and checked me out, I thought to myself, fuck me Im fit but wots...
- Word up hommiezzz Even though Im stuck in this...
- 17 May 2004
- ... cock sucking crap pile for another ten minutes, It's sunny outside and drier that a camels toe which means eeeeveryone can get shitfaced and take of aaall their clothes. I will certainly be sharing my goo around tonight! Oh Joy!! So, Summer is close and here is a some urban poetry; I like...
- Hungover Morning Quiz I can't remember driving...
- 13 May 2004
- ... work. All I can think about is, if I had a hammer, how often i'd use it. But I haven't. My dad has. He doesn't use it very often. In fact hardly ever. Fuck this shit. If you were a timber merchant, how often would you throw wood? If you could? I can't. Scared of getting a splinter. ...
- Attention Notice from Management I am...
- 11 May 2004
- ... horrified to hear that some people have been deeply offended and not amused by the content of this website. To those people I say with deepest sympathy and remorse, you owe me a FUCKING blowjob Suck my crack.
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