Black Barbie Dressed in Bvlgari

  • Age: 26
  • Gender: female
  • Astrological Sign: Leo
  • Born in the Year of the: Horse
  • Location: loisaida : ny : Bhutan

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

fruck no!! red curry or BUST


Recent Posts

apparently the decemberists do a cover of...
12 August 2004
... bjork's "human behaviour" (i added the "u" for effect). does anyone have the mp3 or album? I'll trade them something for it. like... a wristband or something. also, is the devendra banhart album any good? i've read good things but haven't heard it, and while i like weepy weeps stuff, i...
btw, i just got back from physical therapy,...
12 August 2004
... where i had ultrasound and electrical stim and heat all up in my trapeeeezhus and upper back and shit. now my whole upper right side feels like it's made of vaseline. "man, life's so rad." also, they could see my shoulder kick and stuff, and they're pretty sure it's a girl.
crunkin' donuts coffee makes me feel like my...
12 August 2004
... veins have turned into an ice luge and have tiny gorillas smoking spearmint crack coasting through them. i've never seen freaks and geeks but heard i'd luff it given how much i luved the dearly departed "undeclared." i'm still sad that show got axed.
dude, stop. now im really starting to get...
11 August 2004
... creeped out! i just finished unpacking my groceries and everything. do you also know that i'm wearing THIS shirt???
holy MS paint, batman! that pic is FANtastic!...
11 August 2004
... i'm even amazed that you somehow knew that we have a home fax phone thingy at home, and that the cat also likes to sit at the desk!! everything's coming up millhouse, fo sho! and yes, steve, sadly, i noticed that too and thought it was funny. i wish liner notes had more footnotes. and then...


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