Josh Mackenzie

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I'm 78ft tall, green, and i only have 45 eyes.

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

Broccoli or cauliflower?


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12 August 2004
Here we go... Martha was a moomin of estimable proportions. The other moomins called her "Noah's Ark" as her dimensions nearly exactly matched those given in genesis 6. She had a best friend though called Aarthur the Aardvark, whom she regularly visited at Arnolds Aardvark 'Aven. They often went...
Too serious
12 August 2004
I believe our blog is falling into the trap that many succumb too: that of becoming too serious and philosophical. We are starting to lose our sheer stupidity and we haven't mentioned Aardvarks for at least 2 blogs. We are on the slippery slope to becoming another mundane blogspot. After my well...
Will the anonymous Commenter please stand up
11 August 2004
Just out of interest who posted a comment on my previous post? A relationships talk eh? I've had enough of them to last me for the rest of my life. They are all different and all disagree. Some say "No holding hands or any special attention til engagement." Others have a more carefree approach to...
Back from Camp (part 2)
08 August 2004
Hi. In the words of the great Samwise Gamgee: "Well, Oi'm barck" (spelling purposely like that unlike my fellow blogger who does it by accident) Camp was great. It was the best yet (maybe thats just cos a person was there who hasn't gone before :P) the weather was ok mainly. A bit a drizzle, but...
29 July 2004
Hmmmmm... I don't actually know what I am going to post, but I will do it Ad Lib. We made a new song today to the tune of A Pizza Hut. It goes like this: "A big fat chicken, A big fat Chicken, a furry little rabbit and a big fat chicken. A big fat chicken, a big fat chicken. A furry little r...


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